Contagious Glory Holes

and the rock stars spreading them!

How are children like farts?

What’s a catchy glory hole sound like?

Does your favorite rock star rock out to HarperTheFox parody songs?

All this and more in today’s exciting edition of life-changing, HarperTheFox News!

Butt First!

Opinions continue to be hotly divided on my movie Cops Vs Whores Vol 1 with many calling it a hilarious South Park meets Tarantino masterpiece and others saying I should be killed. Where do you stand?

Want to watch it for half price (you cheap bastard!)?

More on that in a bit.

Butt First!

Q: How are children like farts?

A: Usually the ones who enjoy them most are the ones responsible for them!

I’m pregnant! Again. Yes, again.

14 weeks along and shoveling peanut butter in my mouth like it’s my job. But it isn’t my job.

Entertaining you is!

And I am doing my best.

Producing daily parody song releases, making fantastic films and writing these insightful and witty newsletters. I’ve bared my soul, my holes and even my soles (foot joke).

How am I doing, boss? Do you think I deserve to be paid?

Great news! You can become a paid subscriber to this newsletter and make sure I can afford to keep myself stocked with delicious peanut butter each and every month! It’s just $10 per month or about 33 cents per day. Come on, you know you want to. I want you too.

If you are a paid subscriber there is a special treat waiting for you at the bottom of this email.

Butt First!

Do you like Queens Of The Stone Age?

I sure fucking do!

So I was very excited to learn that Queens of The Stone Age loves HarperTheFox parody songs! Josh, the front man and songwriter, asked me personally to parody one of their songs. He even gave me a phone call to tell me what a fan he was. Got to say, that felt pretty good. Here is the parody I made just for them.

The band is currently promoting a film they made performing inside of the catacombs of Paris. It looks badass. I encourage you to check it out at qotsa.com.

I have sent Josh a copy of Cops Vs Whores Vol 1. Want to watch it with him? What about that half off mess I was talking before?

Alright, since you’ve been good, here you go. Enter code FOODOUTOFBABIESMOUTH at checkout for 50% off!

There are only 20 of these codes available and there are over 4,000 of you on this list so hurry the fuck up!

Alright you wonderful reader you. It is about time to say goodbye to this edition of HarperTheFox news.

Butt First!

What’s a catchy glory hole sound like?

It sounds like my latest parody song! Want to hear it? Well, you will have to wait. UNLESS!

You are one of my glorious, bright and wonderful paid subscribers! If that is you, you get my new glory hole song right the fuck now!

Not you? It could be! Just $10 per month, or a measly 33 cents per day says to me: “Don’t stop, I like it.”

Goodbye for now, free readers. Paid subscribers, please enjoy:

“Glory Glory Hole-elujah”