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Depp Chimp Time Travel

An epic sci-fi for the ages. Harper's secrets uncovered

Max
Jun 6
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Hello you Dirty Folker! Seasons. They change. Deep Thoughts. Profound insights. Here is an episode about what it would take to get Harper to sleep with Johnny Depp if he had a time traveling chimp attached to him. There are some behind the scenes photos below, as well as the public episode in case you missed it. Also a cigar recommendation if you’re freaky like that. Until we meet again!

Here is Harper seeing the episode image for the first time

Here are some of Max’s show notes

About to show Harper the show image

My new Favorite cigar. It is Lucid Interval by Jake Wyatt. It is green and mild and unlike anything I have smoked before. Pleasant all the way down like a deep throating clown.

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Rob
Jun 18

For the Depp-chimp chemistry to work on Harper-as-Vanessa, the dynamic should be Johnny trying out his best seduction techniques while the chimp keeps telling him he’s going about it all wrong. The tension is there, but it’s odd-couple cute, not angry-violent. H-as-V finds it charming. Chimp is invested, because he needs Johnny to succeed, but he wants Vanessa to be truly pleasured. Johnny’s just trying to get laid and to the post-coital cigarette, hash pipe, or coke line waiting on the nightstand. At some point, they all lose their balance, and H-as-V has to contend with the literal monkey on her back, while Johnny has an epiphany about the figurative monkey on his.

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