Dirty Folk Secret Stash 5
Hello you Dirty Folker! What a week it has been. My wife has been sick, my kid has been sick, it is still fucking snowing, I haven’t slept for days and my asshole WILL NOT STOP ITCHING. Still finished the funny though because that is what we do here. We massage our broken asshole with one hand and type with the other and we get our important work done. We can wash our hands when we are dead, am I right?
Keep on reading there is a new animation plus previews of this week’s episode PLUS a great, unmissable, orgasmic, planetary crisis avoiding paid subscriber bonus episode waiting down below
It has come to my attention that some of you arrive here from other parts of the internet and aren’t yet listeners. I am sure you have wondered something like, “Why aren’t there any fucking links to the fucking full show anywhere on this mother fucking site? What kind of cock bag is running this show?”
First of all, settle down. Second of all.
If you want the secretly stashed parts of the secret stash become a paid subscriber and rub your nose all in that extra funky funny audio
This week Harper and I finally tackle the burning question, what it the most homosexual ice cream? We also wonder how many donuts your spouse needs to eat in bed before you are allowed to cheat on them. I trust and know that these important discussions will someday save your life. Homosexual Ice cream comes out Tuesday and Infidelity Donuts comes out Thursday. Check out a sneak peak below.
Homosexual Ice Cream preview
Infidelity Donuts preview
I am still working on a video version of the show. I think it is starting to come together and, judging from how much you loved last week’s prototype, so do you. I’ve got more for you! Here is a clip from Do You Do Scooby Doo expertly animated by yours truly.
And now, the crucial moment. The bonus episode. The Episode that could save your favorite pet’s soul. That is right, what you do from here could impact the eternal soul of your favorite pet. Do you want your best friend to go to heaven? Check out the preview of the bonus episode and then subscribe for just $10.
Severed Dick Chocolate Dipped preview
The bonus episode is right down there. Treat yourself.