PAINT HUFFING PARAMOURS FLEE TO IDAHO

How a poop in pants lead to a place called "Home."

PLUS, the first review of Cops Vs Whores Vol 1!

BUTT FIRST:

My biggest parody release this week is “Glory Glory Hole-elujah.” Paid subscribers of this newsletter got to see it first and now it is out in the world and spreading quickly.

I was particularly proud of this one. Here’s a selection of the lyrics:

Behind the hole pretend a girl is waiting on her knees
Pretend that she is beautiful and stacked with double Ds
Don’t think about the grip strength when she gives your shaft a squeeze
And she’ll go sucking onnnnnn

Glory, glory hole-elujah…

Give it a listen:

Some of my best work!

Important update!

I’ve lived in Idaho for about a decade. Early next year I will be taking my two toddlers, a newborn, two dogs, a snail and one husband into a camping trailer and moving onto the road full time.

I have so much more to share with you about this as it draws closer,

BUTT FIRST!

Let’s start with how I ended up in Idaho.

Max (my husband) and I were living out of a van. We had smoked ourselves retarded and took a job painting a coffee shack in eastern Washington. We bought automotive paint. We did this with brushes. We had no respirators or gloves. We ate maybe 1000 calories per day and drank nothing but coffee. All this outside in 103 degree high desert heat.

We probably should have figured out what a bad idea this was when our paint brushes dissolved the first time. We really should have figured it out when we got new brushes and it happened again. If you aren’t cringing already go ask your favorite AI what kind of safety gear you should use with automotive paint. It is incredible that we have managed to reproduce.

We lasted about a week before Max shit his pants and began hallucinating. We had met a guy in Idaho once and that was near-ish to where we were working.

So I drove Max there and 8 months later he was still alive and able to stay awake for a whole day straight.

Anyway, we just kind of fell in love with the place.

But the road beckons and now we have respirators!

We should be fine.

BUTT FIRST!

GLOWING REVIEWS FOR COPS VS WHORES

I was talking with a guy about movies yesterday and he likes action comedies and Adam Sandler.

Of my film, he said, AND I QUOTE:

“…watched it. It’s funny”

BOOM. Eat it, haters!

Have you seen the amazing movie that real human people are calling “It’s funny”???

Tell me all about it! What did you think?

Haven’t seen it yet? You are missing out my friend! Get your copy now!

And now, it’s time to conclude…

…with an adieu to free subscribers, and a treat for the paid ones. As you may know by now, I am 16 weeks pregnant with the newest little dirty folker to add to our family. That means that come December, I will be a breastfeeding, diaper-changing, diaper-wearing, postpartum wreck of a human who will be able to put out almost nothing creative for many weeks.

SO, I’ve been doing some advance work writing parody songs for that time period. Including festive Christmas classics!

For paid subscribers, I proudly present my parody of “O Christmas Tree”--

“He Fisted Me”