What if Abe Lincoln liked midgets and fisting?
What if Abe Lincoln liked midgets and fisting?
That's what this week is all about.
Hello you Dirty Folker! Great to talk to you once again. Today Harper and I explore the age old question “What would a particularly memorable night of sex look like for Abraham Lincoln if he were into midgets and fisting.” This one has everything if everything is old timey circuses, heinous sex acts, and legendary American heroes. The links to listen to part one are below.
At the bottom of this message you will find part two which is only available to you as an email subscriber. Everyone else needs to wait for it but not you! You get it right now. I hope you love it and laugh your ass off. Thank you so much for being a part of the Dirty Folk podcast. I owe you a blowjob.
(blowjobs delivered by someone on my street team; street team composed of dirty homeless people in front of your local 7-11; blowjobs not actually delivered in front of the 7-11 but at the nearest dumpster to the 7-11; Street team members may ask for a “tip” which you may give at your discretion; Not responsible for bodily injury resulting from either blowjob or failure to tip; getting blown by a homeless man behind a dumpster at 7-11 comes with inherent risks which you, the blowee assume in full; some restrictions apply)
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See you soon Dirty Folker. Not if I see you first.
-Max